I'm Austin. I'm 18. Koalas are cool.

littlevillains:

*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god

(via fadedintothenight)

I honestly wish the worst for you

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

image

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ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

(via momofficial)

ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

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breaking-bad-caps:

This is it. This is the entire show.

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I hope my dad gets out of the hospital soon…

ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother

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